The Art of War

Wednesday, 12:30am

Angie: I would invite you to play cards but you are too fucking competitive

Me: OMG, why do you say that

Angie: um, honey, I love you but you are competitive about games and cards and shit and we let Zack play with us and help him

Angie: and you'd be like "oh no, mother fuckers, I can take out the 6 year old"

Me: ROFLMAO ok, I'm fucking tickled

Angie: yeah, cuz you can see yourself having that exact thought bubble